9.6.3

Okay, a quick situation for all of you that requires your imput.

Today I awoke to a few odd occurences. Firstly, I found a dollar on the street. Secondly, the vending machine only charged me fifty cents for something marked as 75 cents. Finally, when I arrived back home I found a bat attached to my window screem. A bat-as in nocturnal mammal that hunts its prey at night and has been the inspiration behind Dracula and Batman. So, here's this little guy, just kinda hanging on my screen, sleeping his day away, and I'm wondering: "well, what in the blue hell do I do?"

I've never really had much interactions with bats, except for one time last year when one so bravely flew down and met me face to face for a few seconds. I don't know anyone who has a bat for a pet, nor do I know if you can keep one as a pet. The only thing I know is that Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off of one.

In the end, I've come up with five options of action, though I don't know what would be the best to utilize, so, here we go.

1) Get the damn bat off of my window screen because bats are creepy and it's just not normal to have a bat as a pet.

2) Leave the bat there and see what it does. It is a living creature after all.

3) Give the bat a cool name like Midnight and keep it as a pet.

4) Keep the bat as a pet, see if it will bring over a swarm of its friends, then raise a nocturnal army to do my fiendish bidding.

5) Keep the bat as a pet, see if it's some sort of mystical incarnation and eventually turns into a seductive succubus who invades my room at night and takes me into lands of sexual depravation and orgasmic pleasure.

What say you?