10.12.4

Being a Reflection on the Recent Research Conducted at Binnall of America HQ involving stastical analysis, brain wave detection, threats from various local and federal authorities, throwing darts, three mishaps with ten day old chinese food and the sure fire conviction that, no matter who comes on as a guest, Coast is a whole heck of a lot better off than Jeff Rense right now.

It will be interesting to see if Noory pays any attention to the list. I can say this: Jim Marrs is virtually a lock! Mark my words, he'll be on by the end of November. Ofcourse, this could all be wishful thinking on my part, but I would think that someone over in Noory Nation has a slight sense of what good radio is. As someone who spent the summer listening to numerous Marrs appearences on Jeff Rense, I can tell you this in no uncertain terms: that man (Marrs, not Rense) knows how to make the entire show look like a million bucks. The fact that I can picture him with a glass of scotch in his hand while doing the interview is also a plus.

Again, I'm only really interested in documented UFO cases and NWO. I'm not for chasing after phantoms or shadow (dogs). Secret societies, NWO, and solid UFO documentation....along with various cosmic mysteries. Ofcourse, Art Bell intended C2C to be a perverted circus, however, I'm getting beyond that "purism". It's a moot point. BOTHER me with the facts, because I've made up my mind not to look at the theory! Okay, horrendous play on the wit and wisdom of Stanton Friedman aside, I do have my own prejudices as pertains to what I want to hear on Coast. Though Binnall has kept the exact proceedings in a certain cloak of shadowy secrecy (much like the location of funds trafficed to Enterprise Mission), I, Joe Vee, am breaking rank with the Binnall of America HQ. I indeed, for my own part, was present at and active during the proceedings leading up to this list. I can verify four interns did indeed die during these proceedings. One was found hanging by his own belt in Binnall of America's HQ basement, two were shot after being sent out into Roxebury for late night Chinese take out, while one is alleged to have been struck down by Binnall's own hands. Indeed, our research, the man formerly known as Zach Jannetty, was last seen crouching in the shadows, brandishing a fire-arm, and saying something about "Prisonplanet.tv, infowars.com, we got Bobby and Billy Jo coming up, and Clint on the line from west Indiana."

During the proceedings, I stuck down nominations as well as made my own. With this in mind, I am presenting my final thoughts upon the list as presented to the public by Binnallofamerica.com HQ.

Terry Hanson: There's a good possibility here. He seems right up Noory's alley. Not too controversial. UFOs always sell on the air. An "outsider's" perspective. Not being very familar with his work, I can't personally comment on him, only to say that the subject seems most interesting from a logistics perspective.

Peter Robbins: Same possibility as Hanson. Good stuff all around here and Joe Vee has been researching the death of James Forrestal for sometime now....well, okay, I've only really been interested for a week and a half...well, actually, the night he was introduced during the meetings, however, Robbins would still be a most excellent guest. I'd say about a 65% chance of him or Hanson being on, which is quite high, all things considered.

Moon calander guy: I'm actually somewhat suprised Binnall pulled this out...meh....it's all kind of new age jargon, end complete. In my estimation: flat choice. Like Hulk Hogan in WCW, you're letting your own interest at maintaining the top spot in Coastdom affect the quality of the show as a whole. No, I don't think it's out of line to hoist THAT much severity on your shoulders based upon one guest. I'm sure Hoagie would have done the same.

Bart Sibrel: they'll probably feed him to Bell on a rather uneventful weekend night. Don't see Noory letting the producers duke it out with Sibrel again. Don't get me wrong, it would be entertaining, however, Noory is a control freak with his broadcast. The minute anything goes off track, Noory starts fumbling around and looks like the perverbial boob. Noory wants a controlled Coast. This being so, Sibrel won't be allowed on to push his buttons. Again, expect him on a Saturday or a Sunday.

Ann Druffel: That Noory has read her book and doesn't feel compelled to have her on isn't a good sign. Sure he may have said he's reading her book live on the air, however, Noory has said many things on the air which I'm sure he just said in passing, much like the time his voice took on coyish cue and he remarked that Richard C. Hoagland has a radiant face.

Grant Cameron: Noory likes to be cute, so, maybe. Though I'd much rather an election night round table, and I'm guessing if Noory does anything with a special presidency theme, that will be it. Then again, Noory likes to be cute, so, we'll tenatively plug him in. Like the lavender polo shirt, or the Gidget doll in mint packaging, Noory just might pull this out of the closet.

Stephen Bassett: expect him next March, no earlier. There's just not much of a reason to bring on anyone having to do with UFO disclosure at the moment. I'm affraid Dr. Greer may have snuffed the thunder on this one during his last appearence. Greer, in one night with Art Bell, starting off like thunder, mind you, seemingly discredited "disclosure" with his new agey, we took out flash lights and they flashed back, unlocking our spirits spiel. Unforunately for Bassett, now might be too soon to bring him on, however, a second X-Conference almost makes him certified for next March.

Loreen Coleman: most recent appearence is too close for comfort. Regardless if he has a new book out totally unrelated to cryptozology, he's not at regular status, so having him back on is next to nil. If anything, this may have hurt the chance of some of the names on the list...there's the chance Noory will think we're being a little too demanding.

Debra Cunningham, Howard "Dru" Strom: While this doesn't especially concern any of Joe Vee's normal topics, nor does it have anything to do with how Jeff Rense is a foppy moppy screw up, I would be quite pleased if this tandom had another C2C appearence. This said, it is disconcerting if they haven't been on in over a year. I would say if they haven't made it on by the end of November/beginning of December, count them out until July or August.

Bill Millstead: Although treasure huntin' romps can be a fun affair, it seems like more of a downtime entry. Expect him on for a weekend episode or if Noory's got a particularly weak Mon-Fri line-up. While I don't like the idea of Noory treasure hunting for golden nuggetts, it's always a fun little side bar. Again, as previously mentioned, that he hasn't been on in over two years doesn't make it look like he'll be back anytime soon.

John De Camp: Probably my personal fav. on the list. He's a fifty/fifty. He's never been on and would make for some great radio, and anyone who investigates his credentials and his work would be more than impressed. This said, like most any guest coming from the Alex Jones camp, he may be a little too strong for Noory's penchant for blant radio. In the end, I think he'll get on because he has a great story and we know how Noory loves the stories, however, once we begin implementing the republic party, all the way up to the Bush Oligarchy, expect Noory to turn tail.

Jim DiEugenio: remember the JFK episode? How pissed off Noory got about the ABC special??? This guy is a long shot, however, given that we're approaching Novemeber all over again......well, you can connect the dots.

William F. Pepper: maybe, maybe, maybe, in time for MLK day, but I doubt it. Frankly, most people just aren't interested in MLK assassination theory, it just doesn't have the market. I wouldn't hold my breath for this one.

J.H.Brennan: Don't know anything about this guy, but it's a good subject. I think, depending upon if Noory and Bell have any heat between them, they'll give this one to Bell. 1) that's his little thing. 2) Noory is mildly incompetant when it comes to this subject.

Ken Thomas: Hope he gets on and there's no reason why he shouldn't. Again, it's NWO enough to sell and have Noory's interest, however, Thomas avoids implicating the republican party, which should keep Noory happy. I say, expect him in December or the beginning of the New Year.

Alex Christopher: I think this guy is the one I'm most currious about. Again, I based it upon interviews I read. Also, his previous book was concerned with the retension of British control over the American government and how the US is still really a UK colony. Heavy Illuminati stuff. The problem here: Pandora's Box II was written in 1996 and he really hasn't been up to much since then. I can't find anything from him after 1997. He's either dead or just not interested anymore. It would be an awesome episode, but this guy is in hiding and I doubt C2C's staff of interns will turn him in to Noory for questioning. likely percentage he'll be on: 0.00000000012743334% Most unlikely of the whole list.

George Humphrey: would be great. Don't expect him on with Bell though, unless the produces are wise asses and what some heated radio. Probably not too anti-republican for Noory. There's fair chance here, but he might be considered too minor league for C2C just yet.

I must say that I meant no affront to the list. There were only probably two names I did not like, other than that my comments were to express some analysis for the prospect of an appearence. That is to say, and I think this obvious, politics and ratings will play a part in determining who gets on. I'd love to hear moon hoax guy again, but, seriously, I doubt after how Noory almost lost it the last time they were on together that Noory really wants to deal with him again. So, if he gets on the show, Noory will not be the host for the evening's festivities.

Another example, John DeCamp. As far as it goes, I think it's still fifty/fifty. I'm basing this one the very obvious fact that Noory doesn't investigate the guests himself. Had he, then $300.00 time traveller guy wouldn't have made it. It's the interns who do all of the grunt work. A combination of corporate promotion (guests who have something to sell and the publishers who invested in their book)and ratings predictions (who can get a good draw for the night and desperation (there' nothing going on!) that seems, by all visible observation, to determine Coast's line-up for the week. DeCamp isn't promoting the book anymore, so a combination of the last two catagories will most likely work in his favor. Again, he might be too hardcore/down the rabbit hole for Noory, but we damn well right know that Noory isn't the one booking the guests. Some intern who doesn't know his ass from his elbow is doing the grunt work. If you keep a steady message board campaign to get him on, then I would most certainly expect DeCamp in the near future.

With that, I am, as always, Joe Vee.