For the past few months, rumours have been swirling about the news that popular NBC show The Office will soon have its own spin-off. What may come as a surprise to esoteric enthusiasts is that Office 2.0 will feature none other than C2C Host George Noory and his science advisor/sidekick Richard C. Hoagland.

According to my sources who have seen parts of the pilot episode, the premise of the show is that paper company Dunder Mifflin has somehow bought Coast to Coast AM (don't ask me how). As such, in addition to his role at overnight host of C2C, George Noory is tasked with overseeing the St. Louis branch of the company. Of course, he brings along RCH as his "eyes and ears" in the office.

Hilarity ensues as The Noor tries to integrate esoteric elements to the paper industry while Hoagland and Scranton-transplant Dwight Schrute debate the validity of the Face on Mars. Throughout the pilot episode, the other crossover character from the mothership Office, Pam Beasely, fields calls from a breathless Linda Moulton Howe as she tracks down leads on the "Methusalah Tree," which she insists will yield paper ripe with "high strangeness."