Following the unfortunate injury to New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, a slow buzz began to emerge in the esoteric community. Rumours started circulating that there was a trade in the works between the Patriots and the St. Louis Rams for their back-up announcer George Noory.

Anonymous sources in the NFL commissioner's office confirmed to Hot Newz that, indeed, The Noor was on his way to Foxborough.

Making the story even more stunning, insiders in the Patriots organization inform me that Noory will not be joining the Pats broadcast team, but will be suiting up as not just an active member of the roster, but as the team's new quarterback !

Presently, Noory is undergoing intense training in preparation for his debut on the gridiron and has enlisted the insights of an all star team of personal coaches, including Mike Adamle, Alex Karras (of Webster fame), and Refigerator Perry. Originally part of this training team, Dick Butkus furiously resigned after Noory burst into a fit of giggles when he heard the football legend's name.