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It all began this past Winter, when Richard C. Hoagland saw a special report on MSNBC about some dude who researched his family and found out that he stood to inherit a large fortune. Never one to let missing money go unfound, RCH quickly commissioned a geniologist to look into the roots of the Hoagland clan.

The results were startling, as it turns out that somehow, someway, Sir Hoags was related by marriage to Stanton Friedman. While the connection was quite distant, Hoagie immediately took to calling Friedman his "step brother."

While the Roswell guru was, at first, aghast at being even related to Hoagland, he soon realized that the duo could take advantage of the various "family discounts" offered at esoteric conferences around the country.

Hilarity ensues as they cross the country, attending UFO events and, eventually, teaming up on a mission to save an ET from government imprisonment. Along the way, they debate the reality of Roswell and the Face on the Mars, argue over who is more handsome in a bolo tie, and, of course, learn the true meaning of family.