Review: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way
to the Moon
(2001)
Directed by Bart Sibrel
Runtime 47 minutes
The Movie
Of all the conspiracy theories to subscribe to, few will destroy
your reputation and credibility faster than the moon landing
hoax. Even heavily criticized esoteric theorists like Richard C.
Hoagland--despite having made a career of trying to expose NASA
conspiracy--refuse to believe that we faked the Moon landing.
But not so for documentary filmmaker Bart Sibrel. Sibrel laid it
all on the line in his first of two films,
A Funny Thing
Happened on the Way to the Moon. Although I admit that I am
by no means an expert when it comes to this subject, and thus
may not have been able to spot inaccuracies in Sibrel's data as
other, more qualified, viewers have, I must say that after
viewing this film, my mind is now more open to the prospect of
the Moon landing hoax theory.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon (or '
A
Funny Thing...' for the purposes of this review) opens quite
irregularly. With the reciting of a few Bible verses and a mini
history lesson about the Tower of Babel dominating much of the
prologue, I had to double check that I was indeed watching the
intended movie. But sure enough, Sibrel was trying to make some
kind of connection between man's ambition--and God's subsequent
irony in keeping it in place--and the moon landing. I can see
what he was trying to do, but in practice I think it was
ultimately the wrong choice to make. Right off the bat, he
succeeded in muddying the waters by grouping both politics and
religion to what should have been a straightforward, factual
investigation. Not a good start, at all.
Though what followed was probably the high point of the
documentary for me. Having little to do with anything, there's
about a five minute montage of failed rocket launches and
massive explosions set to some jazzy song that was far too
reminiscent of the ending to
Dr. Strangelove. But really,
nothing says 'fun' like a gag-reel of failure and igniting
rocket fuel. The movie then goes on to document the volatile
state of the Cold War arms race and how America was slipping
fast when it came to space travel. By first creating a
foundation of motive for the US to perpetrate "the greatest
government conspiracy of all time," Sibrel does at least a good
job at explaining perhaps
why we would hoax such a
monumental event.
The first (and probably one of the most convincing) bit of
evidence covered is the complications to NASA's official story
caused by Van Allen belt radiation. The astronaut's shuttle,
Sibrel argues, was nowhere near shielded enough to protect them
from the dangerous radiation bombarding them on the way to the
Moon. He goes on to say that the amount of lead required would
have been impractically heavy. I don't know just how dangerous
these Van Allen belts are to space travelers and, unfortunately
(coincidentally?), Sibrel really doesn't delve too deeply into
the science of it, but on the surface, it seems like a valid
point.
Over the next 15 to 20 minutes,
A Funny Thing... goes on
to cover everything from photographic inconsistencies to the
guilt faced by astronauts such as Neil Armstrong; who, as Sibrel
points out, has never agreed to do a one-on-one interview
regarding his first historic steps. The Armstrong bits were none
that interesting, but the photographic stuff was pretty
intriguing. I've heard most of this covered in other mediums in
the past, but it was particularly powerful to see the actual
pictures as the various errors and inconsistencies were
narrated. The most convincing of this photographic proof for me
was the analysis of the shadows cast on the lunar surface. If,
as the official NASA report claims, the astronauts brought no
artificial lighting units with them, then why is it that several
shadows can be seen perpendicular to each other? Moreover,
despite some photos showing that the shadowed regions of large
rock formations are pitch black, how is it that detail could
still be made out on images capturing the side of the
lunar-lander facing away from the Sun? Then of course the
mysteries of the superimposed cross-hair being shown behind
objects and the US flag supposedly blowing in a non-existent
wind were covered to good effect. All in all, I'd say that it
was a pretty successful body of evidence leading to the
possibility that, at the very least, images and video of the
mission were altered by NASA.
To bring
A Funny Thing... to a close, Sibrel tries to
present the smoking gun of the Moon landing hoax. He shows a
series of videos that, if taken at face value, show the
astronauts essentially deceiving the Houston technicians and
faking the shots of the Earth to make it appear that they were
further away from it than they really were. It's unfortunate
that Sibrel didn't just let the footage play, however, as the
frequent cuts and imposed narration during this segment leads me
to think he wasn't presenting the whole story. But suspicions
aside, it was definitely a 'holy crap!' moment for me. Likewise,
a video shown that contains what sounds like a mysterious voice
transmitting instructions to the crew on how to deceive Houston
was troubling. If true, this pretty much blows the lid off the
whole thing. It's just too bad this relatively short documentary
doesn't focus more on this subject.
The DVD
Bart Sibrel is what you would call an
amateur filmmaker.
Fittingly, A Funny Thing... shares a markedly amateur
feel to it. Although the DVD cover itself is sufficiently
eye-catching, the main menu once you get the movie going is
definitely barebones. Moreover, except for a well-done animation
showing the location of the Van Allen belts, A Funny Thing...'s
effects and title work are nothing to write home about.
Comprised entirely of stock video footage and still images,
there's really not much to be said regarding video quality. The
vast majority of the video clips are of the Moon landing itself
or from news coverage at the time so, suffice it to say, are
pretty low quality. But where it counts, i.e. when analyzing
shadows on still images, clarity is at an acceptable level. As
far as audio quality is concerned, the crisp narration track
provided by Anne Tonelson is great. Her British accent, if
nothing else, adds some subliminal credibility to the movie as a
whole. The understated, mainly instrumental soundtrack is also
quite fitting.
Though as far as DVDs go, A Funny Thing... is pretty much
as lacking as possible when it comes to special features.
Frankly speaking, there are none. The scene selection is a
welcome addition (though not entirely necessary for a film less
than 60 minutes long), but the only other option on the main
menu besides 'Play' is a useless link to Sibrel's website.
Whoop-de-doo...
Final Thoughts
Although creator Bart Sibrel takes the risk of coming out as a
Moon hoax theory supporter--and provides more than a few
eye-brow raising pieces of evidence in the process--I found it
disappointing that he didn't actually appear (in voice nor
image) at all in his movie. Likewise, I found the closing
comments that the Apollo astronauts will come clean before they
die to be in bad taste. It seemed to me that an anti-astronaut
undertone permeated much of the movie.
But director baggage aside, the facts do speak for themselves.
For uninformed viewers like myself, A Funny Thing... will
certainly be an eye-opening experience. And although I'm not
totally convinced, I do indeed have a new outlook when it comes
to the Moon hoax theory, as well as its key proponents. Maybe
this stuff isn't as crazy as everyone wants me to believe...?
Ratings:
Information: 7
Editing: 8
Audio/Video: 7
Special Features: 1
Overall (not an average):
7.5
~Khyron, 2007